Ukraine has slammed Elon Musk for promoting a Twitter video by Tucker Carlson, in which the former Fox News anchor said Ukraine blew up the Nova Kakhovka dam and called Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy “sweaty and rat-like”. The Nova Kakhovka dam was destroyed on Tuesday morning, affecting some 80,000 people in Kherson, southern Ukraine. People … Read more
Unless you’re homeschooling, whoever you give birth to will have to sit in a room full of little people who think it’s funny to say the word “poo” and trip each other up repeatedly. If their classmate is called something even slightly different, like Merlin, they’ll probably make bad jokes about wizards more often than … Read more
Every month Alex Cabba posts photos of himself on Reddit and asks strangers to rate his appearance. The 33-year-old was diagnosed with body dysmorphia, but this doesn’t stop him asking faceless users questions like: “Do I have a recessed chin?” and “Do I need forehead reduction surgery?” People have not been kind. Some of the … Read more
As a rule of thumb, the tech from dystopian cyberpunk novels in the 80s and 90s manifests in our reality in one of two ways: either as horrifying weapons of police state oppression, or expensive novelty bullshit for rich people. After more than a decade, it seems clear that virtual reality is one of the … Read more
Stupid-hot deals on all of our favorite stuff. Greetings, fellow tired people who constantly waffle between 1) spending $80+ every time you go out to dinner (sure, you could make spaghetti and meatballs and an ice-cold martini at home, but does your crappy apartment have red leather booths and photos of 80s celebs all over … Read more
Dads love using flasks. At least I assume this is true, since my father doesn’t drink alcohol and never has during my life; Thus, this article is partially a work of fiction for me, a living fantasy about what it could be like to share a swig of whiskey with one’s papa at a monster … Read more
Listen, I think the massive surge in reusable water bottle usage is fantastic—Captain Planet would be proud. But unlike the #gorpcore-turned-high-fashion Nalgene addicts or the VSCO girls who ride hard for their Hydro Flasks, I’d yet to join a water bottle cult until recently. Let’s face it: When you commit to an H2O receptacle, you’re … Read more
The moon enters cool Aquarius at 4:42 AM, encouraging us to take a detached look at things… at least until the moon meets Pluto in Aquarius at 4:48 AM! Intense emotions can arise at this time. We may feel challenged to let go of the past and embrace the unknown. We could crave affection and … Read more
There comes a day in every person’s life when they must choose between making a credit card payment and buying (another) crossbow. For the curious yet uninitiated, crossbows are basically kissing cousins with a classic bow and arrow/archery sitch, only, the fixed nature of the crossbow’s arrow can give you a little more control. In … Read more
A former US intelligence officer has claimed that the US is secretly operating a UFO retrieval program and possesses “intact craft of non-human origin.” The whistleblower David Charles Grusch, who is a retired member of the National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency (NGA) and the National Reconnaissance Office (NRO), said that he was part of a task force … Read more